I certainly enjoyed the following Urban Dictionary definitions of the term “Mistress:”
***Something between a mister and his mattress.
***Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
***The woman who is dominant to you and will gladly punish you at any time for any thing.
You missed a spot on the window…
Bend over to be spanked!
***<ORIGIN> from the Old French maistresse, from maistre ‘master’
1) – a woman in a position of authority or control.
<special usage> a woman who is skilled in a particular subject or activity. (possibly sexually)
2) – a woman having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married man.
<special usage> a woman loved and courted by a man
3) – a woman that is the dominating role in a dominate/submissive relationship or arrangement.
a women who has a foot slave and allows him to worship her feet, ie kissing each toe, licking her soles, eating her toejam
mistress gemma wanted to punish her foot slave so took off her boots and smothered his with her sweaty soles, the slave was in heaven, she even then made him masturbate over her smelly socks
***1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil
4.) a married man’s co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it
7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification