“Wait, Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, right?”
(We are in the car.)
“No, I think that is just rumor, one that’s been around forever.”
“Really? Because I think he actually was frozen.”
“Look it up. You have a phone.”
“Oh look, ‘Disney on Ice’ it says, so it’s true, right? Wait, that’s a joke isn’t it? Oh shit, he was cremated.”
“Yep. Hard to freeze ashes.”
“When I go I’m going to be cremated and have someone throw my ashes in Harry Styles’ hair.”
“Um…you better put that in your will, so that your ash delivery person can justify throwing your dead-ass ashes in the man’s hair. And so he’ll feel bad enough to allow it since he will feel compelled to honor someone’s dying wish. Bet that would go viral on Twitter.”
(high pitched laughing) “That’s a great idea! It would so work!!”
(SMH, eyes on the road ahead)
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